Thursday, August 29, 2013

Washington State Preview-The Pirates of Pullman

Walk the plank!! On second thought, lock him in the equipment closet for a couple hours-Mike Leach

Mike Leach is an intriguing dude, whom I actually like. He's quirky for sure, which we can blame on Hal Mumme, I guess. He obviously turned Tony Franklin into raving lunatic who lived out of his car for a while. It's just me personally, but I would rather wind up a pirate than a vagrant.

Leach is most famous for his spat with Craig James over Leach's treatment of James' son. Leach locked him in a broom closet for a few minutes, and Craig went all pony express postal. Leach got canned soon after and Craig ran for U.S. Senate with a campaign war chest full of money he got from boosters from when he played at SMU. I think Craig got like 3% of the vote.

As mentioned,Leach has a pirate obsession. Some guy from ESPN even wrote a book about him called Swing Your Sword. I have no clue as to why he has a pirate obsession. I wanted to dress up like a pirate for Halloween when I was 7, but I grew out of it. Who in their right mind would want to be a pirate? I mean, have you seen the way those Somali guys live? They look like they haven't eaten in months:

We Surrender! Now can I please have a sandwich?

Leach is a good football coach despite his obsession with raping a pillaging. I expect Washington State to be better than last year.

That being said, I expect Auburn to be much better in 2013 as well. Loaded with talent, this team just needs some leadership, that and remembering what it feels like to win. I expect to see lots of newcomers play Saturday night. I also expect we'll be talking about some new stars come Monday.

The Cougs passing attack gives us some trouble in the game, but Auburn's offense is a juggarnaut. Listen to me rave about the offense and we haven't even seen it yet.

By the time it's all said and done Leach will be begging for Davy Jones' Locker.

Auburn: 56
Yarrhhh: 27

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