Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Dr. Z's Preseason SEC Offense

QB- Ryan Mallet, Arkansas-Still having flashbacks of this guy scrambling past Josh Bynes in the 09 debacle. We'll see how that foot is after 2 offseason surgeries.

RB-Mark Ingram, Bama- Think he wussied out big-time in the Iron Bowl. And depending on who you ask, Ben Tate was a better running back in 09. That being said the guy did win the freakin Heisman

RB-Mario Fannin, Auburn- Does any else think this guy is due for a ridiculous breakout year in this offense?

WR-Darvin Adams, Auburn-Sorry Julio, but all I've seen from you in two years is suspect hands a cool hairdo. Adams was statistically the best receiver in the SEC last year.

WR-A.J. Green, UGA-Most athletic receiver in the SEC. Question is-WIll Georgia have anybody to get it to him?

TE-D.J. Williams, Arkansas- Great hands for a big guy (thought I'd give you the cliche' compliment for a big tight end)

OL- Lee Ziemba, Auburn-Has been a rock for his career at Auburn. Geologists are still trying to classify this rock that tends to get flagged for false starts.

OL-Mike Pouncey,UF- Don't know how good he'll be without Tebow in the backfield. I think it's in the bible that blocking well for Timmy T gets you in to Heaven. John Brantley...not sure about.

OL-Barrett Jones, Bama-One of the big reasons that Ingram won the Heisman.

OL-Clint Boling, UGA-Sorry Clint, but now that you are on a preseason all-SEC team, and you play for Georgia, you most likely will have a catastrophic knee injury.

OL-Ryan Pugh, Auburn- He's tough, He's mean, He'll do anything to protect his QB. Did I mention he was mean?

PK-Wes Byrum, Auburn-. 15-16 on field goals last year. The only guy even close to as good is named Blair. I am not putting a guy on my team named Blair.

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